is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
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