mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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