No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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