Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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