is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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