I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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