if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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