Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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