I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
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