I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Your cock deserves a montage
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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