we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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