Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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