Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
You're a waste of cheezeits
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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