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So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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