who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
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long story
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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