White coat. Heels.
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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