I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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