we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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