from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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