can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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