she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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