how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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