whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
she peed on how many people?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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