omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Quick, to the slutcave!
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
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