You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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