All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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