fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
