we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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