'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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