They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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