my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
It's never too late to be topless.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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