Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
now i know why i became what i already was.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
