Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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