Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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