Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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