i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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