how hairy? two words: wookie tits
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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