I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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