we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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