at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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