if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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