saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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