are you so shy because you have an std?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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