thus making me awesome and them whores
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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