called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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