Need sex. Gaining weight.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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