But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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