My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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