He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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