D3 body, D1 cock
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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