Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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