I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
im having a threesome with these popsicles
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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