Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
how does that bad decision feel?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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