? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
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